If Celebrities Were Snowmen
December, 2010
Humor and Art by Mark Summers
SHOWMSH
MAGIC IN THAT OLD SILK
HAT THEY FOUND? FEH-
JUST GIMME 12 VOLTS
AND JUMPER CABLES!
THIS WOK IS NOT
WORKING FOR ME-
SOMEONE HOOK ME UP
WITH A TANNING BED.
/ CAN DO THIS FOR
DAYS! WEEKS! MONTHS!
WELL. AT LEAST UNTIL
THE THAW....
/ WANNA TOUCH
MY CARROT. I WANNA TOUCH
MY CARROT. I GOT NO ARMS.... I WANNA TOUCH MY CARROT... j
PAVIP
VUM
YOU HEAR A VOICE, BUT WHEN YOU WOK THERE'S NO MAN THERE. GET IT? "SNOWMAN" THERE? HA!
I KNOW I SAID I'D
GIVE HER HALF OF
EVERYTHING-BUT THIS
IS RIDICULOUS
RC
Wells
-Tiger
Woods
A WEPP/NG RING.
JEN? TRY&XKIDS-
IVE GOT HIM BY THE
SNOWBALLS.
/ TOLO YOU SO....
Ah
GORE